[Background - I'm taking pretty heavy-duty iron supplements during this pregnancy to combat anemia. Iron has a certain - ugh - effect on one's digestive system]
- Honey, {in obvious discomfort} please go pick up some prunes today.
- Hey, why don't you have some coffee, we have some, that would help you.
- Oh, that's a great suggestion, give that much caffeine...
- ...to a baby...!
- Yeah, right, sweetie. That's just what I want to do. Give caffeine to my little prisoner. Give caffeine to the one person who has nothing to do but KICK THE CRAP OUT OF MY INTERNAL ORGANS.
- I'll get prunes.
