- Mommy, tell me a story about horses.
- OK. Once upon a time, there was a horse...
- No, no, mommy! Tell me a story about a pony!
- OK. Once upon a time, there was a pony...
- No, no, mommy! Tell me a story about a pony horse.
- OK. Once upon a time, there was a pony horse. This pony horse lived in a big field. It was very lonely and so one day it decided to travel. It walked out of its field because somebody left the gate open. It started walking down the road and it met a duck, who peed on it.
[Toddler collapses in giggles. The End.]
